MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!

AND YOURS IS TOO!!

I love you America.  I really do.

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Tracy Morgan on Conan O’Brien 10-29-08

You know any time Tracy is on TV I have to post it.

Tracy speaks on entering the NYC mayoral race, touching Kim K’s ass, and Oprah Winfrey’s panties.  You have to watch to understand.

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T-Mobile G1 Google Android Powered Cell Phone

Looks kinda hott.

NEW YORK – The first cell phone running Google Inc.’s mobile software looks something like Apple Inc.’s iPhone and has a large touch screen, but it also packs a trackball, a slide-out keyboard and easy access to Google’s e-mail and mapping programs.

Google made its debut as a cell phone software provider Tuesday at an event where wireless carrier T-Mobile said it will begin selling the G1 phone for $179 with a two-year contract. The device hits U.S. stores Oct. 22 and heads to Britain in November and other European countries early next year.

Who is going to be the one to try it out?  Price isn’t bad, and Google is currently a pretty well-respected entity.  Will this foray into cell phones work?

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Chris Rock on David Letterman- September 22, 2008

Chris Rock keepin it WAY real on David Letterman.  Watch how Letterman tries to reign him in before Rock tells him to shut up.

Truth hurts, doesn’t it?  Check out Chris’ new comedy special this Saturday on HBO.

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The World’s Billionaires

The real Billionaire Boy’s Club.  Courtesy of Forbes Magazine.

Rank	Name	Citizenship	Age	Net Worth ($bil)	Residence
1	Warren Buffett	United States	77	62.0	United States
2	Carlos Slim Helu & family	Mexico	68	60.0	Mexico
3	William Gates III	United States	52	58.0	United States
4	Lakshmi Mittal	India	57	45.0	United Kingdom
5	Mukesh Ambani	India	50	43.0	India
6	Anil Ambani	India	48	42.0	India
7	Ingvar Kamprad & family	Sweden	81	31.0	Switzerland
8	KP Singh	India	76	30.0	India
9	Oleg Deripaska	Russia	40	28.0	Russia
10	Karl Albrecht	Germany	88	27.0	Germany
11	Li Ka-shing	Hong Kong	79	26.5	Hong Kong
12	Sheldon Adelson	United States	74	26.0	United States
13	Bernard Arnault	France	59	25.5	France
14	Lawrence Ellison	United States	63	25.0	United States
15	Roman Abramovich	Russia	41	23.5	Russia
16	Theo Albrecht	Germany	85	23.0	Germany
17	Liliane Bettencourt	France	85	22.9	France
18	Alexei Mordashov	Russia	42	21.2	Russia
19	Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud	Saudi Arabia	51	21.0	Saudi Arabia
20	Mikhail Fridman	Russia	43	20.8	Russia
21	Vladimir Lisin	Russia	51	20.3	Russia
22	Amancio Ortega	Spain	72	20.2	Spain
23	Raymond, Thomas & Walter Kwok	Hong Kong	NA	19.9	Hong Kong
24	Mikhail Prokhorov	Russia	42	19.5	Russia
25	Vladimir Potanin	Russia	47	19.3	Russia

A couple of weeks ago, Mr. Buffett, who counts Lebron as one of his best friends (he’s a witness-see above), was nice enough to share with Parade Magazine the 10 ways to get rich.

1. Reinvest your profits.

2. Be willing to be different.

3. Never suck your thumb.

4. Spell out the deal before you start.

5. Watch small expenses.

6. Limit what you borrow.

7. Be persistent.

8. Know when to quit.

9. Assess the risks.

10. Know what success really means.

Read the whole article to find out what he’s talking about.  I mean, he’s knows what he’s talking about.  He’s worth $62 billion.

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Tracy Morgan on Jimmy Kimmel’s “Big Night of Stars”

Sneakerboxx favorite Tracy Morgan gets spotlighted on Jimmy Kimmel’s spin on Oprah’s Night of Stars.

“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but a way to a woman’s heart is through her smile.  My Uncle Fat Mike got a whole family of sisters pregnant cause he was funny.”

Truer words have never been spoken.

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Remembering 9/11

To me, the towers never fell.  Please take some time out of your day to remember those that died and their loved ones from the effects of this day seven years ago.

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Real Man of Genius: Keison Wilkins

The newspaper article can tell you better than I can.

DAYTON — The second time Keison Wilkins acted as his own attorney for a felonious assault trial didn’t work out so well.

Montgomery County Common Pleas Judge Mary Katherine Huffman sentenced Wilkins to 42 years in prison Monday, June 30.

The sentencing capped off a week of Wilkins’ antics, which frequently caused Huffman to clear the courtroom. At one point he began yelling about lynchings. On Thursday, he apparently faked a heart attack, collapsing to the floor while uninterested observers watched.

After the “attack,” during which medical personnel checked him out and found nothing wrong with him, Wilkins sat in a chair, pretending to be unconscious. When a deputy put an ammonia stick under his nose Wilkins responded, opened his eyes, then went back to feigning unconsciousness.

This is why you should always have a capable and competent lawyer by your side whenever you go to court, although dude seems to have had success in the past representing himself. But his antics are hilarious, especially when they put the smelling salts under his nose and even they didn’t revive him.

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Miss USA Crystle Stewart Takes a Tumble

But Lord she is still fine.

For the second year in a row, a Black Miss USA has taken a fall at the Miss Universe pageant.  But like I said, I don’t care cause she is still super fine.  You’re still alright with me Ms. Stewart. 

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Toccara in Vogue Italia

Oh my.  Oh my my my my my my my my.

Ha, that isn’t the first pic, but you know I had to start off with that one.

Man, I’ve said it before.  Shorty is annoying, but she is def a beautiful woman.

If you don’t like this, don’t come back to the Boxx no more.

Smh.  See the full spread here.

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